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Florida Man

by Silver Abuse

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Recorded in December 2019 here's the latest toe tapper from Silver Abuse, a rousing tribute to the land of double wides, citrus fruit and reticulated pythons. There will plenty more to come in 2020. Happy Holidays and Hold My Beer!


Florida Man
Lyin' in the sand
Workin' on his Moontan
Doin' whatever he can
He's a Florida Man
He don't wanna boast
Got a double wide on the Space Coast
He don't your avocado toast
He's a man with a plan
Goddam Florida Man!
Hold my beer

I'm a bad man
I'm a loner
Just got back from Daytona
Headin' down to Miami
with my brother
his name is Sammy
I'm a Goddam Florida Man
That's what I am
Hold my Beer

I ain't scared of death
"cause I got me plenty of meth
Bath salts and some flocka
I got me an Alpaca!
I'm a Goddam Florida Man!
Hold my beer

Music and lyrics copyright 2019 Silver Abuse


released December 14, 2019
Paul Chabala-guitar, backing vox
Robert Porche-drums,backing vox
Dave Purdie-keys, backing vox
William Meehan-lead vox, bass


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Silver Abuse Chicago, Illinois

Silver Abuse started before you were born. They were showered with beer and spit at their first show. Now the world has caught up with their odd and angular musings and are starting to pay respect. Fans say they sound like nobody else. In a good way.

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